Yeah. You heard me. Watermelon! You need to thank Alla for it even being sold this year. We’ve been making it every summer for years and hoarding it all for ourselves and close friends. I said, “noooooooooooooo! It’s all for us! If they don’t even know about it, they won’t want it!’
Alla says, “we have to share the love, Vanessa.” and I said “Why?” while sobbing and clutching the vat of delicious watermelon infused nectar of the Gods.
“Because we are good people and should share with our community.” she replied
“FINE! But I’m taking my own case of it!” as I stomped away.
So You guys get to have some Watermelon Kombucha. ONLY if you make it to the next couple of markets though, because it will be sold at the West Side Community Market from 7am-1pm this Saturday in the DMV parking lot on the West Side. ( I know it sounds shady….”uuugggh, I got some booch for ye in the back of this spray painted Subaru”) It’s a totally legit market. Look! There’s even a website…
Also, if we don’t sell out over there we will have it at the East Side one next week Tuesday. You do NOT want to miss this flavor. You HAVE to get it from the market or otherwise shake down one of your friendly NessAlla employees. Not me though. You’ll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers. I know it can be arranged, but then you have my death on your hands over some delicious kombucha. Although that watermelon sure can make you do crazy things for it….
Any who, have a great weekend!!